Posts Tagged ‘lady gaga’

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Lady Gaga – Judas (traducere)

May 11, 2011

Si de plictiseala, m-am decis sa traduc si piesa Judas, de la Lady Gaga.

Piesa este foarte complexa, continand mai multe sensuri. Am decis s-o traduc mai…. “mot a mot” caci altfel deviam de la “melodie” si ajungeam la intelesele sale. Iar pentru prostii care si acum cred ca piesa are treaba cu religia, le urez moarte lenta si dureroasa.

Versurile traduse in Romana

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas GaGa
Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas GaGa

Cand vine catre mine sunt pregatita,
Ii voi spala picioarele cu parul daca va avea nevoie,
Sa-l ieri chiar si cand minte cu nerusinare,
Chiar dupa a treia oara, el ma tradeaza.

Il voi trage-n jos, trage-n jos, jos
Un rege fara coroana, rege fara coroana.

Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa, inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.
Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa, inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas GaGa

N-as fi putut iubi atat de pur, un barbat,
Chiar si Iadul i-a iertat necinstitul sau fel de-a fi
Am invatat ca dragostea-i precum o caramida, poti
Sa construiesti o casa, sau sa ineci un corp mort.

Il voi trage-n jos, trage-n jos, jos
Un rege fara coroana, rege fara coroana.

Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.
Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

In sensul extrem al Bibliei, sunt dincolo de pocainta,
Celebra curva, prostituata, tarfa ce spune tot ce-i trece prin minte.
Dar in sensul cultural, vorbesc la timpul viitor,
Iuda, saruta-ma daca te-am ofensat, sau fa-te ca nu auzi data viitoare.

Vreau sa te iubesc insa ceva nu ma lasa sa ma apropii de tine,
Isus este virtutea mea, Iuda este demonul caruia ma aderez, ma aderez.

Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.
Nu sunt decat o sfanta nebuna, oh iubitule este atat de crud
Insa inca sunt indragostita de Iuda, iubire.

Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas Iuda-a-a, Iudas GaGa
Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

Oh-oh-oh-ohoo
Sunt indragostita de Iuda-ah, Iuda-ah

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Gaga wanst to take a ride on your disco stick

December 25, 2010

Or not. Two months ago, that means in September, PipeDream Product an XXX online shop had a great idea of creating a Gaga doll, see image below, using even lyrics from her famous songs, Love Game and Poker Face. The product would had been sold like brownies if it wasn’t for the little tiny detail that they haven’t taken in consideration: COPYRIGHT.

That’s right, those bastards haven’t signed any contract with Gaga, and even if she knew before all that happen, I don’t think she wouldn’t sign up for any of this, no matter how Gaga she is. From McQueen to McSin, for Gaga isn’t such a big step but still, at long as her career is rising up and she’s still wearing some Dior, that proves that she isn’t very poor. (Dont you dare call me a versifier.)

Still, looks like her music or should I say lyrics are catching up on her, but she wants to prove, just like Kim Kardashian did, that the only disco stick that she will ride will be Luc Carl‘s.

So PDP, pack up your dolls and next time, try to get a contract before spending millions on some dolls who wouldn’t be used in ANY way.

Photo from: Perez UNRATED Hilton

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Vedete de la noi.

March 23, 2010

Am intrat azi putin pe Libertatea, sa trag un ochean, asa .. de CURiozitate si ce sa vad, ce sa vad.

Incepem cu little 1. Gina Pistol a recunoscut ca si-a facut operatii.

Wow, va dati seama?! N-as fi ghicit, jur. Asa cum nici Raduleasca n-a facut nim… ah, scuze, da. Mihaela inca n-a recunoscut, sa nu stric surpriza. Scchhht.

2. Cristina Spatar renunta la muzica pentru ubytu ei.

O intrebare .. cand a mai facut ea muzica?! Nu-mi mai amintesc s-o mai fi auzit in difuzoare. A avut la inceput succesuri cu primul album .. desi n-o suportam .. si dupa cand si l-a scos pe celalalt cu .. Grasul XXL si Tataee. Ultimul a fost de cacat, punct.

3. Simona Senzual se ia la raca cu Andreea Banica.

Aia ar fi spus ca n-o intereseaza de Simona ca-i o curva siliconata (in cuvinte mai dulci), astalalta i-ar fi spus ca .. “Draga, daca vrei sa iesi din umbra, fa ceva muzica dar stai asa .. nu prea poti, nu? Desi te dai tu marea cantareata a lu’ Peste, insa, daca chiar erai, n-aveai timp de mine.” Aici, tin cu Simona, are dreptate.

4. Livia Taloi îl urăşte pe iepuraşul de Paşte.

Mai mai mai, daca era Iepurasul de Plus, intelegeam, dar cel de Paste? Mvai, nu-i traditie romaneasca? Iti dai tu seama? Lasa ca tu ai alte traditii romanesti cum .. sa fii actor cand ai doar 20% talent.

5. Jojo apare goala in filmul Poker.

Iti dai seama, pazea, sa-mi iau ochelarii trei De, s-o vad mai bine. Fuck Jojo, Sandra rulz!

6. Smiley a fost fraudat de manelisti. =))

In lipsa ta a fost transformat in .. M-ai inselat. O da, o sa aibe ala un infraCT. =)) Si cat s-au amuzat Razvan si Dany pe seama sa. Si inca CUM! Youtube it.

7. Mircea Radu bre, a declarat ca unchi-su a murit in timp ce facea sex si a fost ingropat intr-o mini-jupe.

Ahaaaa, that explains a LOT.

8. Huidu si Bendeac se omoara pe bloguri.

Cat curaj! Cat tupeu!!! Meritati un premiu. Aveti 4, sezi! Daca tot aveti ceva de zis, luati un telefon, si injurati-va pana va vine acru, nu pe bloguri unde stiti foarte bine ca veti fi mass-mediatizati. Nesimtire pe fata tocmai din partea voastra. Mi-e scarba si sila. SEZI AM ZIS!!!

9. Lady Gaga prinsa in flagrant, i-a copiat stilul lu’ Bote.

Greu de crezut? Stiu. Insa .. ADEVARAT!! Nah, omu a facut o prezentare acu’ doi ani insa stilistul lu’ Gaga s-a trezit sa faca o “re”prezentare pe faimoasa cantareata. Na belea. L-a ales tocmai pe Botezatu.

10. Mihaela Radulescu (ca tot vorbeam despre ea) nu stie daca s-ar intoarce sau ba, definitiv in tara.

Femeie cine dracu te-a chemat definitiv inapoi? De ce crezi ca ni se rupe noua de tine?! Ai bani incat sa vii cand vrea curul tau ala ferm in tara asa ca lasa-te. Deja devii insuportabila. Ai 3, stai jos!

Cam astea-s aberatiile pe care le citesc romanii nostri zilnic. Sa-ti dai pumni in cap!

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Noua piesa Lady GaGa – Michael Bolton

September 1, 2009

Am ramas uimita cand i-am auzit pe astia doi cantand impreuna .. wtf? Adevaru e ca Lady Gaga este deja o starleta ok iar Michael Bolton, avea nevoie de un comeback asa ca .. deh. Toate ca toate .. nu pot sa spun ca-i extraordinara piesa, dar merge.

Poftim clip-ul si lyrics ..

Don’t wanna let this moment slip away
Cause I-I have something that I really need to say
And it’s killing me inside
I think that you don’t understand
How I-I would give you all I have and all I am
Till the end of time

You got me defenseless, intoxicated senseless
You cut me so deeply, I must confess

Baby I can’t breath, when my arms around you
Baby it kills me cause now that I found you
Your love is like a weapon girl, I can’t live without you
You’re so beautiful, it’s tearing me apart
You murder my heart (oh)
You murder my heart (oh girl)

I need to catch my breathe with you sometimes
Cause I-I get dizzy when your body’s touching mine
Girl you’re killing me inside
The way you move is much too sexy baby
So I-I surrender to your hands, your lips, your taste
And I’m telling you tonight

You got me defenseless, intoxicated senseless
You cut me so deeply, I must confess

Baby I can’t breath, when my arms around you
Baby it kills me cause now that I found you
Your love is like a weapon girl, I can’t live without you
You’re so beautiful, it’s tearing me apart
You murder my heart (oh)
You murder my heart (oh girl)

I climb up (?) the past that I could never escape
Girl you hurt me and changed from the start
I’m just a witness to the scene of my heart
And the way you’ve been slaying my heart

Baby I can’t breath when my arms around you
Baby it kills me cause now that I found you
Your love is like a weapon girl, I can’t live without you
You’re so beautiful, it’s tearing me apart
You murder my heart (oh)
You murder my heart (oh girl)
You murder my heart (oh)
You murder my heart (tears me apart)
You murder my heart (girl)
You murder my heart (oh girl)

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Noul Imn Pitiponcesc.

June 27, 2009

Hell yeah, ce-mi place mie pe youtube sa caut viitoare demo-uri pentru artisti, viata mea. Ieri gasisem ceva extraordinar, ceva imbadubitabil, ceva INCREDIBIL FRATE. Un demo de care se vor folosi doua artiste, Lady Gaga si Heidi Montag.

Piesa se va numi “Fashion”, cu toate ca este complet debila piesa, dar are un groove in ea de nu-mi vine sa cred. Imi place la nebunie. Am dat piesei share unui prieten de-al meu si .. am inceput o caterinca asupra pitipoancelor care NORMAL vor lesina dupa piesa.
Victor (6/26/2009 3:19:28 PM): omg
Victor (6/26/2009 3:19:36 PM): fashion lalalala
Victor (6/26/2009 3:19:39 PM): ce dracu
Victor (6/26/2009 3:19:49 PM): ce trist
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:19:53 PM): J’adore Weitzman I really want. Louis, Dolce Gabbana, Alexander McQueen, eh ou. Madame love those Minolo
Victor (6/26/2009 3:19:54 PM): da’mi o lama
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:20:00 PM): Nuuuuuuuuuu, nu tie
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:20:04 PM): Pitipoancelor.
Victor (6/26/2009 3:20:09 PM): vai doamne
Victor (6/26/2009 3:20:12 PM): cum sa faci mel
Victor (6/26/2009 3:20:15 PM): despre asa ceva
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:20:28 PM): Iti dai seama ca pe criza, sa apara o piesa-n genul iar ele sa n-aibe bani sa-si miste curu-n Milano la shopping e crima?
Victor (6/26/2009 3:20:29 PM): trebuia si cantata de romeo fantastik si era hit
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:20:29 PM): )
Victor (6/26/2009 3:20:42 PM): )
Victor (6/26/2009 3:21:00 PM): melodia asta e de tortura
Victor (6/26/2009 3:21:04 PM): pt alea care vor si n’au cu ce
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:21:08 PM): Exact
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:21:16 PM): Uhhhhhh la la la laaaaaaaa
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:22:11 PM): Fashion put it all on meeeee, I am anyone you want me to be
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:22:19 PM): E foarte groovy piesa
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:22:29 PM): Apropo, pot pune pozele pe care mi le-ai trimis pe blog?
Hai Sictir (6/26/2009 3:22:30 PM):
Victor (6/26/2009 3:22:32 PM): omg dati o palma sa’ti revii
Victor (6/26/2009 3:22:32 PM):

:X:X:X Parca si vad viitoarele materiale de pe Cocalari.

Versiunea d’soarei Montag.

Versiunea d’soarei Gaga.

Sorry Montag, Gaga wins. Stie macar sa-si foloseasca accentul mai bine si aparent, e mult mai pitipoanca decat tine.

Lyrics:
Ohhh Ohhh
La La La
We Love Designer

I am, I’m too fabu-lous
I’m so fierce that it’s so nuts
I live, to be model thin
Dress me, I’m your manne-quin

J’adore Vivienne I really want,
Gucci, Fendi et Prada,
Valentino, Armani too,
Madame love them Jimmy Choo

Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Ohhhh Ohhhhh
La La La
We love designer

I need, some new stile-ttos
Can’t walk, down the street in those
You are, who you wear it’s true
A girl’s just as hot as the shoe she chooses

J’adore Weitzman I really want,
Louis, Dolce Gabbana,
Alexander McQueen et all,
Madame Love Those Manolo.

Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be
Fashion put it all on me
Don’t you want to see these clothes on me
Fashion put it all on me
I am anyone you want me to be

Fashionnnnnnnnnnn pull it all on meeeeeeeeeeeeee. Love this new song.