Archive for August, 2009

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Cel mai penibil laiv, EVAR!

August 29, 2009

Am ramas socata cand ma uitam “in direct” la RMA Craiova 2009 si l-am auzit pe Puya cantand LAIV. Doamne fereste! Pazeste-ne D-zeule!

Acum serios, a facut un laiv de tot cacatul, apai nu era de ajuns asta! A mai trebuit sa-si mai incurce si versurile! “Sex-ul ii peste tot in sali de CASA”, era CLASA ba! Daca tot ai scris ceva, RETINE! Mai ales ca .. sex-ul in casa este ceva NORMAL sau daca era ceva normal in Clasa atunci ziceai corect?!

In fine, un comentariu de pe youtube m-a facut sa bufnesc de ras o jumatate de ora .. chiar si acum mai rad. Comentariul era ceva in genul:

” DexterNadal (3 weeks ago)
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“canta” ?! ”

Raspunsul?! NU!! Mai mult vorbeste decat sa cante si macar daca ar fi vorbit .. mai pe NOTE? Dar nici atat macar!

Am observat multe comentarii in care userii de pe youtube au rostit urmatoarele cuvinte: “R3SP3CT PUYA PENTRU CA EL A FOST SINGURUL CARE A CANTAT LIVE”
Pardon?! Adica .. daca ai cantat un amarat de laiv trebuie sa “primesti” respect de la lume?! CHIT CA A FALSAT PE TOATA PIESA?? Ah bun, eu nu stiam .. bine ca am aflat acum. Iti dai seama .. doar un laiv trebuie pentru respectul publicului, pai in cazul asta, AM AJUNS LA UN NIVEL PENIBIL IN INDUSTRIA MUZICALA A ROMANIEI! Daca orice artist ar canta live, chit ca ar FALSA pe TOATA piesa ar ajunge sa fie primit cu bratele deschise de catre public ar insemna s-o primim cu bratele deschise pe Rihanna-n Romania, canta laiv nene, ce daca n-are voce, e afoana .. tot laiv canta!

Poate n-ati auzit aceasta prestatie asa ca o pun pe blog, pazea! (O persoana mi-a spus ca laivul a fost foarte bun, imi vine sa ma dau cu capu de pereti)

Apoi, laiv-ul Rihannei, sa nu ziceti ca vorbesc aiurea.

Dar ea are tupeu .. tot nu se lasa! TOT PRESTEAZA LAIV!!!! Poate na .. si p-asta o respecta publicul pentru laiv-urile ei ..

Hmm, ma dar tot nu se lasa? Rihanna se tot chinuie? DA!

Am o impresie ca nu se va opri .. ouf, cu asta va spun noapte buna caci mi-e somn si ma asteapta “cineva” 😛

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Mihai Bendeac a plecat la Antena 1

August 26, 2009

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Mihai Bendeac, regele celor de la Mondenii, a plecat/semnat contract cu Antena 3 in direct la emisiunea “In gura presei”.
Dansul a spus ca a avut motive intemeiate precum faptul ca “exprimarea libera” i-a fost taiata iar el nu mai avea control asupra emisiunii.

Se stie faptul ca, Carcotasii mereu s-au exprimat liber cand a fost vorba de emisiunea lor, asa ca nu inteleg care a fost problema cu Mondenii. Pana la urma, emisiunea era o parodie, nicidecum nu trebuia sa aduca atacuri personale, jigniri asupra vedetelor, mai ales ca! pana la grasa aia de Nikita Obosita, toti mondenii au apreciat reclama gratuita de care aveau parte la Prima, asa ca .. prostia celor de la televiziune are consecince grave!

Colegii lui inca nu s-au decis daca vor pleca si ei dar sper sa se duca maica.

Eu ii urez multe “successuri” incontinuu si sper sa aibe dreptul la exprimare libera si la Antene, oricum ei tot “Mondenii” se vor numi, indiferent de postul de TV.

Baaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee Mihaita si te iubim enorm de mult! (Apropo, multumesc pentru numerele de telefoane, mai ales pentru cel al Nikitei dar brrr, n-am avut curajul s-o sun, mi-e ca daca sare aia o singura data pe mine, clatita, bordura, asfalt, gresie ma face! Oare faptul ca n-am sunat-o ma face un fan mai putin .. “inrait”? Sper ca nu! :)) Good luck)

(Din greseala am scris eu Antena 3, multumesc lu’ JoKeRu’ care mi-a atras atentia, eram obosita cand am scris articolul, pup!)

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Marinela Nitu exista si-n U.S.A!

August 26, 2009

In fiecare dimineata cand belesc ochii, ma duc la pc si ma uit pe youtube la subscriberi, ce uploaduri au mai facut, etc. Azi de dimineata am fost luata puuuutin “pe sus” de catre LLP dar nimic grav. In fine, va voi prezenta clip-ul dar FIRST! Am un anunt de facut! Important!

Ati crezut ca Marinela Nitu era unica pe acest pamant? Ei bine, ati crezut prost! FOARTE PROST! Are un fan, sau mai degraba o fana. Multumesc lu’ Ray-Ray pentru clipuletele lui de pe youtube, adica datorita lui am gasit-o pe aceasta Marinela Nitu a Americii.

Oameni buni, doapele-n urechii, ochii beliti, hartia igienica pregatita (nu stiu daca va veti face de cacao dar eu una am ras de m-am prapadit!)


(Din pacate specimenu mai si vorbeste asa ca daca va plictisiti, avansati!)

Acum, sa va anunt ca a iesit de ceva timp deja clipul piesei I miss you interpretata de LLP & John Puzzle featuring Chriss-T


Versurile:

I used to love you and never make you cry
Day by day my love, without you I’ll die.
I used to love you and never make you cry
Day by day my love, without you I’ll die.

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you baby
I love you, I love you, I love you baby
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you baby
I love you, I love you, I love you baby

I miss you baby, I miss you baby, I miss you baby, I miss you!
I love you baby, I love you baby, I love you baby, I love you!
I miss you baby, I miss you baby, I miss you baby, I miss you!
I love you baby, I love you baby, I love you baby, I love you!

I miss you, I miss you, I miss you baby
I love you, I love you, I love you baby
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you baby
I love you, I love you, I love you baby

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Adevaratele roluri ale actorilor!

August 24, 2009

Multi stim ca actori is cam .. “dive” si nu accepta ei sa joace-n orice porcarie de film, dar ce se intampla atunci cand “porcaria” aia de film devine o legenda-n BoxOffice?! Isi baga prostii ghearele-n gat, asta se intampla!

Ati putea sa imaginati pe altcineva-n rolul lu Neo in loc de Keanu?… gen .. Will Smith?! Nu?! Ei bine .. ati ramane surprinsi!

Priviti si chiar va rog sa va dati cu parerea!

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Though Will Smith has had his fair share of acting in sci-fi thrillers, he turned down the role of Neo in the box office hit “The Matrix.” The actor, who opted to star in the movie flop, “Wild Wild West,” admits he couldn’t have pulled off the lead role.

He says, “You know, ‘The Matrix’ is a difficult concept to pitch. In the pitch, I just didn’t see it. I watched Keanu’s performance – and very rarely do I say this – but I would have messed it up.”

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He showed off his fancy footwork in “Risky Business,” but Tom Cruise apparently declined the lead role (which went to Kevin Bacon) in “Footloose.” The actor has also passed on parts in “The Talented Mr. Ripley,” “Enemy of the State” and “Cold Mountain.”

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Even though Molly Ringwald refused the lead role in “Some Kind of Wonderful” (thus ending her relationship with famed writer John Hughes) in order to branch away from being pigeonholed as a high school movie character, she turned down possible breakout roles as Vivian in “Pretty Woman” and the role of Molly in “Ghost.”

THE FUGITIVE

Alec Baldwin reportedly turned down the role of Richard Kimball in the movie version of the ’60s television hit, “The Fugitive” due to script problems. The role of the wrongfully accused doctor went to Harrison Ford.

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Leonardo DiCaprio has wondered what would have happened had he chosen to play Dirk Diggler in “Boogie Nights” (the role eventually went to Mark Wahlberg) over his breakout role in “Titanic.” The actor told GQ, “‘Boogie Nights’ is a movie I loved and I wish I would’ve done.”

Warren Beatty was also writer-director Paul Thomas Anderson’s first choice to play the movie’s porn director. After Beatty turned it down, the role went to Burt Reynolds, who received a Golden Globe Award and an Oscar nomination for the flick.

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Despite turning down a role in the 2000 remake of “Charlie’s Angels,” Angelia Jolie went on to play a gun-toting heroine in “Lara Croft: Tomb Raider.”

Jolie explains, “With ‘Charlie’s Angels,’ I made my decision because: 1. I didn’t watch the original TV series and 2. I don’t get dressed up. Also, I’m probably not the best group person, so it didn’t really suit my personality.”

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Michael Madsen was originally offered the part of hitman Vincent Vega in “Pulp Fiction,” a role that got John Travolta an Academy Award nomination for “Best Actor.” Madsen had to turn it down because he was stuck in rehearsals for 1994’s “Wyatt Earp,” a movie he has called “a big waste of time.”

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Madonna almost got the role of the drug addicted Ginger McKenna in Martin Scorsese’s “Casino,” however lost the part at the last minute to Sharon Stone, who is said to have convinced the famed director to cast her instead.

ENTERTAINMENT FILM

Could you imagine Mel Gibson trading in his “Braveheart” woolen kilt for a skimpy Roman toga? Although a lot of women can, apparently Gibson couldn’t.

The Oscar-winning Australian reportedly turned down an offer to play the lead role in “Gladiator,” a role which landed Russell Crowe the Academy Award for Best Actor in 2001.

MOVIE

Freddie Prince Jr. has been a long-time fan of Spider-Man “because in the comics he and I looked exactly the same. He was a kid who didn’t fit in, then got this power and really didn’t fit in, but he did good with it.”

However when the actor was angling for the lead role of Peter Parker in the feature film, director Sam Raimi chose the less conventional Tobey Maguire to play Spidey.

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Hollywood’s favorite wild child Drew Barrymore was offered the part of Nomi Malone in 1995’s “Showgirls,” but is said to have turned it down because she felt uncomfortable with the nudity displayed in the script.

The role went to “Saved by the Bell” actress Elizabeth Berkley, whose portrayal of the stripper earned her two Razzie Awards and quickly stalled her film career.

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Jack Nicholson already had a booming career when he turned down the role of Michael Corleone in “The Godfather.” The actor believed the role, which went to Al Pacino, wouldn’t have been a good fit for him.

He once said, “I knew ‘The Godfather’ was going to be a great film, but at that time I believed Indians should play roles written for Indians and Italians should do the same.”

STAR WARS

George Lucas was always set on having Carrie Fisher play Princess Leia in “Star Wars,” however the director is said to have had considered Jodie Foster as his second option in case things didn’t work out. Though Foster was only 15-years old at the time production started, Lucas was evidently impressed after seeing her in “Taxi Driver.”

SPECIAL EDITION WEDDINGS MOVIES

Robert Redford is said to have turned down the role of Ben Braddock in 1967’s “The Graduate” because he didn’t feel he could project the right amount of innocence.

The actor reportedly liked the script and even went as far as doing a screen test, but both he and director Mike Nichols came to the decision that a more innocent-looking actor would be a better fit. The role went to Dustin Hoffman.

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Tom Selleck was originally pursued by Steven Spielberg and George Lucas to play Indiana Jones in 1981’s “Raiders of the Lost Ark.” The actor screen-tested for the part, but had to turn down the role due to scheduling conflicts with his hit TV show “Magnum P.I.” The role eventually went to Harrison Ford.

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Another famous role played by Harrison Ford was Han Solo in the 1977 sci-fi hit “Star Wars.” Christopher Walken was reportedly writer-director George Lucas’ second choice for the role. The actor has once said he has never turned down a movie role.

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Former beauty queen Vanessa Williams had a chance at becoming the first African-American actress to win an Academy Award, however that privilege went to Halle Berry for her portrayal of a struggling single mother in “Monster’s Ball.” Williams turned down the part, as did Angela Bassett, who was a bit more vocal in her reasons why.

“I wasn’t going to be a prostitute on film,” explained Bassett. “I couldn’t do that because it’s such a stereotype about black women and sexuality.”

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Apparently John Travolta wasn’t to fond of a box of chocolates. The actor turned down the title role in 1994’s “Forrest Gump,” a part that won Tom Hanks an Academy Award for Best Actor. Travolta once joked that he helped launch Hanks’ career for also rejecting the lead role in “Green Mile.”

“What you turn down can be a gift to someone else,” Travolta said. “There is enough to go around.”

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Producers of the James Bond films reportedly first approached Cary Grant to play the role of 007. The actor is said to have declined the role because he didn’t want to be tied to a film series. The role eventually went to Sean Connery, who shot to superstar success with seven Bond films under his belt.

(Am lasat scrisul in engleza caci mi-e lene sa-l traduc si oricum, imaginile spun totul!)

Via: NYDAILYNEWSdotCOM

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Norm este suparat! Watch’aut!

August 24, 2009

Ciudat cand esti FAT sa te superi pe lume pentru ca-ti spune ceea ce esti adica FAT!!!

Watch this video :)) Damn, am ras cu lacrimi …

(P.S. nu prea mai stau pe acasa si fiind tot in constructii trag cu porcu mai mult ziua decat noaptea deci, he, he.)

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Oamenii care nu stiu nimic

August 11, 2009

Geez, am o mica problema cu oamenii care nu stiu ceva despre un subiect dar totusi ei vorbesc despre si afirma anumite porcarii apoi cand le spui ca nu-i asa, ei zic ca esti prost si ca habar n-ai.

Aici ma refer la piesa d’soarei Cream – Just a little bit. Piesa ei a fost data unei artiste din turcia, mai precis: Sibel Tüzün care a creat piesa AC TELEFONU, si sincer, fara sa fiu rea, nu dau doi bani pe piesa aia sau pe clip. In fine, Cream a vrut o colaborare cu Fatman Scoop si prin banii pe care i-a obtinut de la managerul al artistei din Turcia, fata a facut posibila colaborarea. Desteapta Claudia.

Toate aceste informatii au fost publicate intr-o conferinta de presa, un search pe google ar fi fost de ajuns dar oamenii, romanii nostri, nu, ei nu dau search, ei au vazut piesa care a iesit in Turcia prima si gata, Cream a copiat. Ba chiar ca am mai vazut comentarii in care unii afirmau ca Marius Moga ar fi luat piesa, ca numai el copiaza-n tara asta cand albumul a fost facut pe undeva prin Florida, deci clar n-a participat nici un Moga. Cand i-am spus omului, mi-a spus ca EL STIE MAI BINE CINE CE SI CUM, deci ar fi mai bine sa tac. Na belea.

Acum sincer, nu va vine sa le dati cu ceva-n cap cand ii vedeti atat de prosti? Dupa o vreme au inceput sa spuna ca piesa de fapt, este copiata de la Roula parca Lick it. De ce? Din cauza ca si aia spunea in ea, ta ra ra ri ram. /:) No shit? Iar cei care nu erau de acord cu cei care afirmau acest lucru, n-aveau ureche muzicala. Ha, ha, ha.

Trecura totusi un timp de la aceste scandaluri si se apuca o fufa sa bage un alt comentariu: “PIESA-I COPIATA DE LA SIBEL”!! Ma uitam acolo si ma inchinam cat de prosti pot fi unii. Dar asta este tara-n care traim. Nu spun ca doar in Romania da hai frate, in alte tari unii mai folosesc si Gogal, Goagal, Gagal.

Nou clip totusi Publika – Perfect day

Hai, v-am/m-ati/ne-am pupat, pa.

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Va bateti joc de mine?

August 9, 2009

Peste tot pe unde ma duc, aud Inna-n sus, Inna-n jos. Hai frate, sunteti penibili.

“Are voce misto, canta laiv, tine-o tot asa” Unde canta ba asta live? Are vocea ei pusa pe fundal si cand isi mai aminteste, mai acopera si ea din cand in cand, sa se auda o dubla voce, in schimb, ESTE DE CACAT.

Cel mai smecher laiv, n-a falsat, NU NIMIC!!! A fost superb laiv-ul!!!!!!!!!!! (Eram ironica, ofc.)

Inna si limba engleza acum, saracul Nimeni, i-am dat asta ieri sa asculte, a ras de s-a cracanat, poate murea sufocat ca venea si ma bantuia in fiecare noapte :))

Cea mai smechera engleza pe care am auzit-o, LA OXFORD TE BAG (Speli podelili precum Udrea).

Cea mai tare artista ai? Daca te duci pe myband sa cauti acolo, sunt sute de fete care au voce si nimeni nu le lanseaza, noroc cu Costi Ionita ca asta mai cauta stanga, dreapta, altfel… Noroc ca si Kristine, fosta colega cu mine a fost lansata dar fata are cativa ani buni de studii muzicale-n spatele ei, nici nu se compara.

Inna, te iubesc! JUR! Precum iubesc tiganii care vin si-mi striga cu dimineata-n cap: STICLEEEEEE GOALEEEEEEEEE CUMPARRRRRR.

Mica paranteza, sunt cu casa-n reparatii si d-aia nu prea mai am timp sa mai postez pe blog, in schimb, is bine da pai nicidecum moarta, asa cum m-au imaginat unii. Ghinion s-aveti ba. 😀 Hai, v-am/m-ati/ne-am pupat, pa.